6/20 vs. White Sox
You know it’s a bad omen when Hawk and DJ are announcing a CUBS HOME GAME on WGN. My God, I cannot wait for Hawk to kick the bucket. And DJ is just his little yap dog verbally following him around going “yep yep. yep yep. Whatever you saw Hawk.” Len Casper is annoying but not like this.
I HATE YOU HAWK! I hate that you can’t give any other team any credit for anything ever, under any circumstance. I don’t love Ozzie but I like him more than you.
Oh My God. DJ couldn’t say Fukudome. You don’t practice these names? I love how you guys haven’t said anything nice at all about Ted Lilly yet. That’s just funny. I absolutely hate you guys.